Greetings Earthlings!

This years Grand Marshall for Disneyland's Thanksgiving Days Parade are a couple or real turkeys. Turkeys by the name of Blizzard & Snowball. Fresh from their pardons they will winging their way to Disneyland! When asked about the trip Snowball said that he hoped that Disneyland would accept his and Blizzard's "lifestyle choice" and hoped they could find a place at Santa's Reindeer Ranch and live out his life with his "lifepartner and soulmate".

( National turkey will fly, by plane, to Disneyland )


And now for some parody....


( Bush Refuses to Pardon The National Turkeys Democracy and Freedom )