Greetings Earthlings!

I knew there was a reason I always liked beer.....

( Drinker's Delight: Beer May Fight Disease )

Presented for no good reason

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke

WOODY: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

WOODY: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Pretty nervous if I was in the room

COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light
beer -- Greg Koch, CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -- Homer Simpson

He was a wise man who invented beer. -- Plato

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety. -- Shakespeare, King Henry V

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W. C. Fields

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me. -- W.C. Fields

It is a fair wind that blew men to the ale. -- Washington Irving

Ok the folks that made This Land Is You Land a hit again are teaming up with Budwiser to make commercials. Their first effort is up at Budwiser.

Life is getting strange.