Gordy came over tonight and he & I went out to Outback and the Barnes & Noble. He had a gift card that was still burning a hole in his pocket from X-mas.
Wandering around I picked up Cinderella and
Wal-Mart: the High Cost of Low Price for Ann. And I picked up
War of the Worlds Season 1 for myself.
Gordy wandering around picked up a Johnny Cash CD and found wonder of wonders Hawk the Slayer! For those of you unfamiliar with this gem, it was a British movie that came out way back in 1980.
This movie like Archer:Fugitive From the Empire and Sword & the Sorcerer are great badwrong goodfun movies. The SFX in Hawk the Slayer are awful even for 1980.
The movie features Jack Palance as Volton the big evil guy who hisses all the time while wearing a fantasy version of Darth Vader's mask.
The others include:
Patricia Quinn as the Sorceress who is better known as Magenta in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
William Morgan Sheppard as Ranulf the one hand man with the repeating crossbow, Sheppard has done a lot of genre TV and movie work including playing Blank Reg on Max Headroom, some misc parts in Star Trek TV, Dr Zito on MacGyver, the Professor on SeaQuest DSV, and the first Soul Hunter on Babylon 5.
Bernard Bresslaw played Ralf the Giant (who wasnt very giant). And also know for playing Rell the Cyclops in Krull.
There are other characters but no-one of any note at all. Except for John Terry as the title character Hawk, the Slayer! ho now plays Jack's father on Lost. We kept looking at the screen trying to figure where we knew him from. We ended up looking on IMDB to figure it out.
A lot of gaming geeks in my youth thought this movie was the bomb, because the wanted the "Mind Sword" that Hawk wielded. Shot the bow superfast like Crow the Elf or have Ranulf's repeating crossbow. These items showed up in many AD&D campaigns.
Ann had never seen it before so enjoyed the badness of the film and laughed along with Gordy & I. We joked that we needed to watch Krull, Archer: Fugitive From the Empire, and Sword & the Sorcerer as a marathon of movie badness.