dadiceguy ([personal profile] dadiceguy) wrote2005-12-05 06:15 pm
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Dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] demiurgent (10 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I helped [livejournal.com profile] eynowd see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] lucien_soulban's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I gave [livejournal.com profile] iamnikchick a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-673 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
dadiceguy

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[identity profile] kalluna.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
How do you take back a wet willie? No, never mind, I don't think I want to know.

[identity profile] dadiceguy.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I have been kind of wondering that myself. I am just hoping Nicole dosent come over to beat me up for it. :-)
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