Saw this on Keith Oberman last night. I would hate to live across the street from it!
( Giant Paris Hilton?! )
( Giant Paris Hilton?! )
I come for peas! Whorled Peas!. Recent.

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I exposed
oakthorne to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In February, I recruited
mercuryeric as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Yesterday, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
demiurgent (65 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-630 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I bought porn for Overall, I've been naughty (-673 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |